What you have to do
Send us your web address. That's the whole ask. Everything else is on us for the next two weeks.
We measure the site you have now, and you keep the result.
Most first meetings with an agency are a sales call with a better name. This isn't one. It's a paid piece of work with a deliverable attached, and if you never speak to us again you still have it.
What you get
The run.
14 automated checks against your live site, at desktop and phone width, with every finding located: the element, what was measured, and what the number should have been. Not a score out of 100. A score is a number you can't act on.
The research.
Your site read, your photos opened one at a time, your reviews read, and your three closest competitors run through the same 14 checks. Your own sentences pulled out, because the headline should be yours and not ours.
Where the money leaks.
The places you're losing inquiries, with the arithmetic shown, using your traffic and your average order value. If you can't give us those two numbers, we say so and leave it blank. An estimate built on our guesses about your business is worth nothing to you.
One screen.
A single page of your site, redesigned the way we would actually build it — not a deck of mockups. And one sentence saying what makes your site different from your competitors'. If we can't write that sentence, we'll tell you, and that's a finding too.
The plan.
What to fix now, what can wait, and what not to touch. Including the things you should fix yourself without paying anyone.
What a failing run looks like
We keep a file that is permanently broken. Every defect in it is a mistake that was made for real and paid for once. It exists so that a check that goes quiet gets caught the same day, and it is never repaired.
Here is the most recent run against it, unedited.
| Check | What it measures | Result | Findings | Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| G01 | Scroll | FAIL | 1 finding | 3 ms |
| G02 | Empty bands | FAIL | 1 finding | 565 ms |
| G03 | Dead columns | FAIL | 1 finding | 15 ms |
| G04 | Invisible content | FAIL | 3 findings | 11 ms |
| G05 | JavaScript off | FAIL | 1 finding | 203 ms |
| G06 | Console errors | FAIL | 4 findings | 0 ms |
| G07 | Contrast and accessibility | FAIL | 7 findings | 7 ms |
| G08 | Links and anchors | FAIL | 2 findings | 6 ms |
| G09 | Tappable contact | FAIL | 2 findings | 4 ms |
| G10 | Overlays | FAIL | 1 finding | 265 ms |
| G11 | Assets and metadata | FAIL | 3 findings | 3 ms |
| G12 | Language and voice | FAIL | 3 findings | 6 ms |
| G13 | Hover and focus states | FAIL | 5 findings | 63 ms |
| G14 | Dead tokens | FAIL | 2 findings | 6 ms |
| G01m | Scroll (phone, 390px) | FAIL | 1 finding | 2 ms |
| G02m | Empty bands (phone, 390px) | FAIL | 1 finding | 514 ms |
| G04m | Invisible content (phone, 390px) | FAIL | 3 findings | 13 ms |
| G10m | Overlays (phone, 390px) | FAIL | 1 finding | 260 ms |
| Verdict | FAIL — 18 of 18 red · 42 findings · exit code 1 | |||
16 of those 42 are blockers. One red is enough to stop a delivery, which is the only reason any of this works.
There's a button on the page. In a screenshot it looks like a button. In a browser there is no readable text on it at all.
1.00:1 · minimum 4.5:1
Turn JavaScript off — a blocker, an old corporate browser, a bad connection — and a quarter of the words on the page are served invisible, waiting for a script that isn't coming.
6 of 23 text elements hidden
Your link gets shared into WhatsApp with no image, because the share image is set with a relative path and the two aren't the same thing.
og:image = /images/og.png
What we check
- G01
- The page scrolls normally with a mouse wheel
- G02
- No empty bands, with animations running
- G03
- No dead columns next to full ones
- G04
- Nothing invisible to a visitor
- G05
- The page works with JavaScript off
- G06
- No errors in the browser console
- G07
- Contrast, keyboard access and alt text
- G08
- Every link and menu anchor goes somewhere
- G09
- Phone and email are tappable
- G10
- Nothing fixed sitting on top of text
- G11
- Images, favicon and share previews
- G12
- Language and voice fit the market
- G13
- Hover and focus states stay legible
- G14
- Every design token resolves
4 of them — scroll, empty bands, invisible content and overlays — run twice, once at 1440px and once at 390px, because the defects they catch usually only exist at one of the two widths. That's 18 readings per page.
What this doesn't cover
These checks measure what can be measured. They don't tell you whether this is the right site for the business, whether the photography is any good, or whether the offer makes sense to the person reading it.
That's the part a person does, and it's the part we'd argue is worth more. We say it here because a report that doesn't state its own limits is a sales document wearing a lab coat.
"Couldn't AI do this?" We use AI too — it's the factory. But a factory doesn't decide what to make. A generator has no reason to tell you that what it just produced is broken. We charge for telling you.
What it costs
Credited in full against a project if you go ahead within 30 days. So if you hire us, the audit was free; and if you don't, you still have the report.
We charge for it because the research is the expensive part, and giving that away attracts people who were never going to buy anything.
Ask for the audit
Send the address of your site and one line about what's making you look at this now. That's enough to start.
A person replies. There's no sequence behind this — we haven't built one. If the answer is that you don't need us, that's the reply you'll get.